Author Archive for jsaturn

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Hi. I went to Washington DC on last Saturday. I took the traiin. I went to the Zoo. I realized that i could come see you by getting on the orange line at New Carrolton and not getting off for 25 stops. There are always interesting people in the subway. I saw some very scantily clad interesting people. My wif saw that I saw them and tried to make sure i would never see again. I found some nice resteraunts while in DC. I didnt eat at any of them though i had a cheeseburger at the zoo. I also had chicken mc nuggets shaped like animals, 6 in all. I got to the zoo early and left when the masses (thats what i call the 95%of the american public with no manners or intelligence) got there and started sucking the life out of my head. I got an interesting email the other day. Im going to share it then i gotta go drink beer.

you are an alien disguised as human and or have the technology to travel physically through time I need your help!
Also if you are from, I’m not sure this is the correct pronunciation: The planet (Valnator) please reply.
My life has been severely tampered with and cursed by a very evil women of my past.
I need to be able to:
Travel physically back in time.
Rewind my life including my age.
Be able to remember what I know now so that I can prevent my life from being tampered with again after I go back.
I am in great danger and need this immediately!
Only if you are an alien or have this technology please send me a separate email to:
core0139@aol.com
Thanks
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Hmmm

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I’ve been baking Hamburgers and cooking cakes. I cant even get that right. Joe you think you could help me out??? I just heard that the “Navy” is going to start using “ships” now. I imagine they’ll put these “ships” in the water, fill them with people and drive them around in a similar fashion to the bumper boats at your local Town Carnival. What will they think of next. Oh and Bret, forgive my ignorance but what in H@#$ is a “LAN party” and how come I wasnt invited? I’m usually pretty good at parties!

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Wheres everyone been???

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Doesn’t anybody know where the f*&kin ketchup is? I mean crap, all I wanted was a measly Pastrami and provolone!!! Hey here’s something!!!

Oh and if your using Windows ME version 3000 pre release don’t open the control panel until you download this Patch!!!